Club 6127

"Top 37 Reasons to Go to Club 6127"
1. Barb being ready to battle Juan.
2. Juan having to leave as soon as he cracked a smile.
3. Go Chico…go Chico…go Chico…
4. Liza stepping out of the garage and announcin g, “ I need an f#!*ing breeze.”
5. Alexis arriving “fashionably late” to find only 2 other guests there.
6. Alexis having really puffy hair in the garage while dancing, and then having straight shiny hair while sitting. She had to dance in shifts.
7. The college hunks.
8. Alexis taking a really cute picture with Angel (for her MySpace).
9. Cousin shots, mother and son shots, or just shots period…
10. Sam declaring, “best birthday ever, even if I go to jail…”
11. The “dance floor.”
12. No one was tazed bro.
13. Mateo eating a handful of brownies.
14. Barb saying she wanted to walk home.
15. Al C. false advertising by dancing with Barb while they dated.
16. Norma battling Alexis with her boobs...and losing.
17. Sharla having to pee 28 times.
18. Alexis scarfing Ranch Doritos for no reason.
19. Chico almost biting Angel on the dance floor.
20. Sam planning the New Year's Eve party with space heaters.
21. Vern with her club top and black leggings.
22. Zack and Mateo with matching shirts.
23. Sam's friends asking Alexis who the f#!* she is.
24. Sharla posing too sexy in the picture for grandpa.
25. Jan and Sandra thinking that you have to lick your glass to get the margarita salt to stick.
26. Jaime trying to dance despite his handicap.
27. Sandra's injury that seemed to be healed once her jams came on.
28. Mateo knocked out while the party raged on.
29. All the music is in English.
30. The DJ didn't step on the host's foot.
31. If you lose the address...just lower your car window and turn off your radio as you get within 1/2 mile.
32. The thrill of having the party raided by the police every half hour.
33. When Angel gets too close to any woman you can just sic Chico on him.
34. The tequila shot contest: Barb vs. Patty.
35. Two words...Jungle Juice.
36. Club 6127...the only place you'll hear shout outs to the Border Patrol and to Latin Bliss.
37. Whadddddddddd I do?

Good times, good times. :)