Dessert @ 3535 N. Newcastle

Onions,
You are invited to my house for dessert Sunday, March 1st, 5:30ish. GQ, Blog-O and yoyo are welcome too. Let's coordinate so we don't have too many!

Top 10 reasons "we people" aren't posting.

1. Marty tricked us into voting and still won't confess to being yoyo or even "reveal who yoyo is".
2. We're trying to come out of hibernation, but the weather is confusing us.
3. Those of us waiting for tax refunds are busy checking our bank balances every day.
4. Harley had to go to a new groomer and he looks like he has a big furry hat on...it's distracting.
5. We're all (except Blog-O) shopping for Marty's birthday gifts.
6. GQ has been laying low.
7. Alexis is too busy taking road trips.
8. Shar has discovered Facebook.
9. Sam and Sandra haven't had any parties.
10. We're still waiting for Brab to have Christmas Eve.

This Is Why You're Fat.

Since nobody seems to have anything interesting to say on here. I figured I'd keep posting until someone posts something, anything.

(Sausage and crispy bacon, wrapped with more bacon.)

A few weeks ago, right before the Super Bowl, this disgusting recipe in The New York Times had the internet going nuts. This is the American Dream.

(Deep-fried Mars bar.)

Someone in Scotland invented the deep-frier so they pretty much throw in anything you want and fry the hell out of it. I remember looking for one of these and when I finally found it, was so disgusted by the idea that I didn't dare try it. I wish I had.

(Bacon cheeseburger on a Krispy Kreme.)

(A big pile of disgustingness.)

So since my birthday is coming up in a little over a month, consider this my list. Feel free to improvise and throw in more bacon or Snickers bars or anything else, I won't mind. Please keep the onions out.

So check out this website and laugh at all the really fat people you see the next time you go out (please don't pay any attention to the sort of fat people).
This is why you're fat!

Yoyo Revealed!

Janice said I should only reveal who yoyo is if it was a landslide victory. Since I got the most votes, even after I told all of you guys it wasn't me, you'll have to continue your search for the truth. It's not me and I'm not lying and I'm not saying "I'm not lying" to confuse anyone. Trust me, I spend so much time lying to myself I couldn't possibly have the time to lie to anyone else. Anyways, I found a picture of Blog-O online.

Finally!!

I am FINALLY on da Blog! Since I'm on the blog I'm gonna find out who
Blog-O AND yo-yo are. Just wait and see.
And what happened to your promise Marty!?!

Yoyo & Blog-O

I put up a poll to see what all of you people think. The poll ends on Friday the 13th. I might even tell you who yoyo is if the results are close. I don't know who Blog-O is but I hope they will reveal themselves in the near future. Maybe I'll start a poll for that after this one. Good luck. Use your brains. Mexicans.