This Is Why You're Fat.

Since nobody seems to have anything interesting to say on here. I figured I'd keep posting until someone posts something, anything.

(Sausage and crispy bacon, wrapped with more bacon.)

A few weeks ago, right before the Super Bowl, this disgusting recipe in The New York Times had the internet going nuts. This is the American Dream.

(Deep-fried Mars bar.)

Someone in Scotland invented the deep-frier so they pretty much throw in anything you want and fry the hell out of it. I remember looking for one of these and when I finally found it, was so disgusted by the idea that I didn't dare try it. I wish I had.

(Bacon cheeseburger on a Krispy Kreme.)

(A big pile of disgustingness.)

So since my birthday is coming up in a little over a month, consider this my list. Feel free to improvise and throw in more bacon or Snickers bars or anything else, I won't mind. Please keep the onions out.

So check out this website and laugh at all the really fat people you see the next time you go out (please don't pay any attention to the sort of fat people).
This is why you're fat!