1) Party less.
2) Become rich and famous, minus the famous part.
3) Learn how to dunk.
4) Start playing the piano again.
5) Continue being totally awesome.
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This is what Faustino Barajas decided to unleash on the world. Sorry.
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Lex's Resolutions...
1) Read bible
2) Eat less
3) Party more
4) Speak Spanish
5) Save money
Those are tough.
Resolutions
Try to get my green teeth white.
Exercise to remove this spare tire from around my waist.
Work on getting rid to those terrible ingrown toe nails.
Check my dental and medical insurance.
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Dont take myself so serious.
Jane's resolutions:
1. Buy YoYo toothpaste with whiteners.
2. Exercise with YoYo.
3. Take YoYo to a Podiatrist if insurance covers, then for a pedicure.
4. Pick-up the Onion for YoYo - it's free.
5. Take YoYo a little more seriously.
P.S. YoYo, why weren't you at the New Year's Eve party?
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