Exposed!

I kind of always hoped I was adopted, just to keep things interesting. Also, I thought it would really help me make sense of a few details of my life. It looks like I was always a pretty fashionable little dude. My real brothers on the other hand look pretty lame. My real father has some sort of helmet thing attached to his head that he's trying to pass off as a hairdo. I'm not sure if I'm a fan of that. After finding a picture of my real parents and siblings I've come to decide it's better to pretend that I am indeed a child of Al and Barb. I'll take Al over this creepy looking dude any day of the week.

Marty