Thursday, July 9, 2009

4th of July Shenanigans @ Jaime's

1. Sam dancing under an umbrella while it was raining saying it's doable but we need an umbrella with a flap for Norma's leg.
2. Mateo's party diet...cookies, cake, soda, and a small side of rice.
3. Jan watching Vern, Vern watching Mikey.
4. Angel...enough said.
5. Shar's extensions.
6. The Spinach Dip that gave everyone the energy needed to wait for the real food.
7. The awesome homemade butter cookies.
8. Norma spilling her fruit salad on her foot and Sam telling Angel "you suck toes, don't you"?
9. Sandra's brother piping up with "heck yeah, I suck toes".
10. Jan unable to open the screen door and Vern asking if she was drunk and needed to be sprayed with water.
11. Sandra's brother interrupting his partying to play Barbies with Sophie...how cute!
12. Sandra's brother then telling Shar she needs to have a girl to play with Sophie.
13. One of the DJs secretly staring at Shar.
14. The freshest big cookie ever!
15. Thanks Jaime. 'Til next year?

3 comments:

Lexi said...

Alexis' additions. You're not ready.

1. Shar's yellow nails.
2. Lex sneaking in to take a patron shot.
3. The jean jackets...how many were there?
4. I'm sure Vern was moist, again.
5. Sandra's borther's half sleeve tattoo. Awesome.
6. Sam and Sandra's get a room moment.
7. Everyone's cute summer tees.
8. Sandra's mom keeping Norma on lock down.
9. Norma...and the beat goes on.
10. Lex missing another GQ bash but GQ telling her that the party was too cool for her anyway. Burn.

Anonymous said...

OMG Lexi you beat me to it for 2 of my comments!!! I'm sayin' em anyway...
26. Mike on his best behavior.
27. Delilah's presence being the leash that Norma's tongue so desperately needed (Lex)
28. Sam's army shirt.
29. Johnny's tats (Lex!)
30. "Truth or Dare"
31. Jaime visibly steaming when he came off the dance floor.
32. Cafe Patron
33. The back-to-back canopies.
34. Jaime's sister-in-law lighting her cigarette and the grill at the same time.
35. Baby Chanel
36. Sandra cracking the whip upon arrival.
37. Norma not having any room for ice in her drink because it was so stuffed with "fruita".

GQ said...

1. The two umbrellas strategically placed next to each other to cover the grill.
2. The kick-ass Italian Beefs.
3. Johnny trying his hand on the turntables.
4. GQ's friend Irene's mom trying Mike's fruit salad despite being diabetic.
5. The lighter being way too complex for Sandra.
6. Blowing out the burners beneath the buffet pans being way too complex for GQ.
7. Scam totally schooling Angel's friend from work on the turntables.
8. Angel saving the day by actually finding an open liquor store on the 4th of July and buying that 2nd bottle of Cafe Patron.
9. The kids not needing any toys or games to have fun around GQ's coffee table.
10. Irene's mom talking to Jane in Spanish and Jane smiling and nodding.
11. After being told to leave the room by Jordan, the cat just yawning and going back to sleep.
12. GQ's outgoing and sociable relatives. You just couldn't shut them up!!
13. Norma bringing the sun with her.
14. Vern made it thorough the party without wetting someone, throwing chairs, puking on the rug (again), and sleeping over!
15. The party being so good that even people who weren't there had a great time!! Suh-neaky!