Saturday, April 18, 2009

Can'tcun 2009 by Jan and Sharla Marla



1. "Ay con Queso".
2. Poopie shamelessly flossing poolside.
3. Boo-ding.
4. "Nice"!!!
5. Adam substituting alcohol for Lee Lee.
6. Pina not Pico.
7. Jake finding Adam's minuscule earpiece on the floor of O'Hare International Airport after saying, "I think I remember stepping on it".
8. Right in the middle of a conversation with Jan, Alexis stating "it's iPod time."
9. Wednesday = our last day = balls out tanning.
10. Poopie yelling, "Adam save me!" in a foot of water.
11. Jan thinking she forgot her passport and Alexis saying, "we'll send you a postcard".
12. Asian Mateo.
13. Al's ongoing celebrity status in Cancun.
14. Shar having to buy Mateo a toothbrush 2 years in a row.
15. Shar throwing her beach read away.
16. Adam calling Jan's passport "Old School" and it's only a year old.
17. Poopie's ponytail shadow interfering with Alexis' tanning.
18. Shar determined to claim the first piece of luggage on our return and rubbing it in everyone's face...turns out it was ours.
19. Poopie asking Adam to stretch out her sandals.
20. The suggestion to find someone that looks like Brab for pictures.
21. Mexican Outlet 3 days in a row.
22. The bus escapades.
23. Bailey's and coffee.
24. Shar bartering for necklaces on the beach and the vendor saying, "You got me".
25. Mauricio Lennell cookies.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Did anyone buy $2 matches?

Anonymous said...

LOL they were $3... maybe more!! I'll have to ask Lex

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Anonymous said...

Lexi's additions to the Cancun list... :)

26. Laura saying in her finest Indian accent "terminal three" to the cab driver.
27. The Amezaga family going to the "International American" terminal that doesn't exist and having to take a train to the regular departure terminals.
28. Lex having to switch seats with Laura because her and Adam's thighs were too big.
29. The landing that almost made us all cry.
30. Getting off of the plane and wanting to jump for joy because it was hot!
30. Unlocking the adjacent room doors and Laura saying, "Now we can't walk around naked?!"
31. Laura asking Shar if she wanted a thousand dollar candy bar when they're really 100 Grands.
32. The pool the first day. Man, was it hot.
33. Mateo's numerous drowning incidents.
34. Laura saying she's good at giving directions but bad at taking action during an emergency.
35. The red versus blue game.
36. Stanley's brave soul.
37. Adam kicking Asian Bruce Lee's ass.
38. The flan.
39. Six diets, two sprites.
40. Six coffees, bailey's for adam and tequila shots for all!
41. The pasta station.
42. The gym.
43. Adam watching eleven movies in the room on vacation.
44. Adam using Lex's deodorant and then him saying, "Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."
45. PRRIME PRRIME SUPERRR PRRIME!
46. The two poems.
47. Alexis successfully able to be in the sun the whole trip.
48. Jake's pullout bed.
49. Mateo's life jacket scraping against his armpit.
50. Find the peso in the pool game.
51. The "No reserving lawn chairs" sign.
52. The Asian girl that Lex wanted to push in the pool.
53. "What's that smell?? Who's smoking?! Are you freaking kidding me!!??"
54. The coconut ice cream.
55. Maya stressing Lex out so much that she had to get drunk.
56. Alexis totally forgetting to say UNO.
57. The big pen that Lex wanted Laura to buy her boss.
58. Never making it to Margaritaville.
59. Lex making the first move off the bus and Jan being so happy.
60. Missing Barb.
61. Looking forward to Jenny's wedding.
62. The boob Lex saw on the beach.
63. Lex's fourth right toe being sore from walking in the sand.
64. Shar's perfectly matching purple nails.
65. Jan's capris turned shorts.
66. "That's MY bag!"
67. Laurito.
68. Forgetting to invite GQ.
69. Having a blast with family.
70. Already wanting to plan the next one.

Love you all!

Poopie said...

Love the lists!!!! Here's my additions to our 2nd annual Can'tcun family trip:

71. Jan talking about cutting the sleeves and hoodie off her beach robe -- and then using the sleeves if she got cold.
72. Going shopping in "stacks" -- you know who you are.
73. Taking a walking "tour" in places we shouldn't have.
74. Having Al and Adam as our bodyguards.
75. Lexi having to remove her Tiffany necklace on the bus.
76. Playing one of the longest Uno games ever - I think I won!!
77. Trying to hang out in the lobby past 10:00.
78. "Banana Sexy" (Al's new favorite drink!!)
79. Jake's awesome swimming skills!
80. Adam teaching Mateo how to float.
81. Al teaching Mateo how to swim under water.
82. Waking up at 6:30 a.m. to secure our lounge chairs by the pool.
83. Al and Adam coordinating a water polo game and then the staff totally taking over like it was their idea.
84. Jan wanting all of us to get jobs in Cancun so that we could just live there.
85. Jan finishing her shopping in record time on our last trip to the Mexican Outlet.
86. Shar having her personal photographer taking her picture in the lobby lounge.
87. Lexi being happy just laying by the pool!
88. Taking a walk down the beach to our old hotel.
89. Jan and Shar shopping on the beach.
90. Our hotel - it was great!!

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