1. "Ay con Queso".
2. Poopie shamelessly flossing poolside.
3. Boo-ding.
4. "Nice"!!!
5. Adam substituting alcohol for Lee Lee.
6. Pina not Pico.
7. Jake finding Adam's minuscule earpiece on the floor of O'Hare International Airport after saying, "I think I remember stepping on it".
8. Right in the middle of a conversation with Jan, Alexis stating "it's iPod time."
9. Wednesday = our last day = balls out tanning.
10. Poopie yelling, "Adam save me!" in a foot of water.
11. Jan thinking she forgot her passport and Alexis saying, "we'll send you a postcard".
12. Asian Mateo.
13. Al's ongoing celebrity status in Cancun.
14. Shar having to buy Mateo a toothbrush 2 years in a row.
15. Shar throwing her beach read away.
16. Adam calling Jan's passport "Old School" and it's only a year old.
17. Poopie's ponytail shadow interfering with Alexis' tanning.
18. Shar determined to claim the first piece of luggage on our return and rubbing it in everyone's face...turns out it was ours.
19. Poopie asking Adam to stretch out her sandals.
20. The suggestion to find someone that looks like Brab for pictures.
21. Mexican Outlet 3 days in a row.
22. The bus escapades.
23. Bailey's and coffee.
24. Shar bartering for necklaces on the beach and the vendor saying, "You got me".
25. Mauricio Lennell cookies.
